Wednesday, January 18, 2012

What in the Hell is Barber's Itch?

It's staph on your face. Well, technically, it could be another bacteria, but Staphylococcus aureus is usually the culprit. Barber's Itch is a variation of folliculitis known as folliculitis barbae. Along with its cousin, the much sexier hot tub folliculitis, Barber's Itch has been making white heads pop up around hair follicles for centuries. Folliculitis is the result an infection of the hair follicles by bacteria, viruses, or fungi. When a fungal infection occurs, this is known as tinea barbae, and if the infection goes deeper it earns the more menacing title of tinea sycosis. The common name for tinea is ringworm, a condition well known among shower-averse high school wrestlers. Follicles of the face can easily be damaged by the slow drag of a dull razor, and an infection can ensue if the damaged area is exposed to a pathogen. Before sanitation laws were enacted, barbershops were not always the cleanest of establishments. Dirty towels, lather brushes, and barber's fingers could leave a man with a shave that would last in a not so fun way, this is where the term Barber's Itch comes from.


Barber's Itch is not a life threatening condition (that name is way too euphemistic). Mild cases tend to go away on their own, and persistent or recurring cases can be treated with antibiotics. Now, there were no antibiotics to treat Barber's Itch in nineteenth century barbershops. There were prescribed medical treatments available, but many men had no knowledge of these treatments. What's more, the further West you went in the US, the less likely you were to find a doctor. In some places, Barber-Surgeons, were still regarded as the community medical experts. What many barbers did have was Dr. Chase's Recipes or Information for Everybody, published in 1866. Under the heading Teeter, Ringworm, and Barber's Itch, the good doctor lists a curious remedy: To Cure - - Take the best Cuba Cigars, smoke one a sufficient length of time to accumulate 1/4 or 1/2 inch of ashes upon the end of the cigar, now wet the whole surface of the sore with the saliva from the mouth, then rub the ashes from the end of the cigar thoroughly into and all over the sore, do this three times a day, and inside of a week all will be smooth and well. I speak from extensive experience; half of one cigar cured myself when a barber could not undertake to shave me. I wonder if Dr. Chase made house calls with that mixture of spit and ash smeared on his face?


Dr. Chase's book is now an artifact, and Cuban cigars are still illegal to import into the US. Luckily, that whole modern medicine thing has allowed men to treat Barber's Itch without breaking the law and looking like a full ash tray left out in the rain.




Friday, January 13, 2012

The Hazards of the Hot Towel (Part II)

The biggest mob hit in barbershop history occurred on October 25, 1957, when Albert Anastasia, leader of what would become the Gambino Crime Family was gunned down in the Park Sheraton Hotel while he lie with a hot towel on his face.
     Umberto Anastasio, the son of an Italian railway worker, immigrated to New York in 1919, securing a job as a (corrupt) longshoreman. Within two years of his arrival, Albert was convicted of murdering a fellow longshoreman, and was sentenced to death. While waiting to take a seat in Ol' Sparky (as the electric chair at Sing Sing Prison was affectionately known), Anastasia caught the eye of prison barber Jimmy "The Shoe" DeStevano. "The Shoe" saw himself not only as the finest barber in a maximum security prison in Ossning, New York, but also as a sort of mafia talent scout. He was so impressed by Anastasia after witnessing his ruthlessness in a chow line fight, that he alerted the boss of bosses, Lucky Luciano of this diamond in the rough. In 1922, Anastasia was magically granted a retrial that eventually led to his acquittal.

As Anastasia ascended the mob ladder, he left plenty of blood on each rung. He earned the nickname "Lord High Executioner" during his time as the leader of the infamous band of hit men known as Murder, Inc. He was a mad man, a man whose job it was to kill, and Albert Anastasia loved his job. Naturally, Anastasia's delight in homicide caused some concern among New York's Five Families, but not enough for them to take action against their most motivated employee. But after a thirty plus year career in the mob, the Mad Hatter's career ended in a hail of gunfire.

Lucky Luciano decreed that three groups were ineligible for contracts: No civilians. No politicians. No mob bosses. Anybody else involved in the underworld was fair game. "We only kill each other," as Bugsy Segal once quipped. By 1952, Anastasia had ordering the killing of members of two of those groups. In this case, two out of three is bad. After ordering the murder of civilian Arnold Schuster and boss Vincent Magano, Albert was making everybody nervous. The problem was that by then, he was the boss.

So the Lord High Executioner wasn't the world's best boss. Something had to be done, because it was clear that he needed to be relieved of his duties. Through a series of deals and conspiracies that have been documented and surmised by writers far more interested in the details of Cosa Nostra history, the green light was given to whack the boss. At around 10:15 AM on October 25, 1957, with Anastasia peacefully reclining in chair number four, two men with scarves covering their faces like Old West bank robbers walked in to Arthur Grasso's Barber Shop. The men walked past the cash register that Arthur Grasso was working, and straight to chair number four. With guns drawn, the barber Arbisi was pushed out of the way, and the men proceeded to riddle Albert Anastasia with bullets. After being hit by the first bullet, Anastasia sprang from the chair and lunged at who he thought were his attackers (he was actually lunging at their reflections in the mirror). A few bullets later, Albert was on the floor, and the coup d' grace was delivered to the left side of his head. The assassins turned around and ran out the door. That was it for Albert Anastasia.

The picture of the slain mob boss made the front page of the New York Times the next day. The image could be mistaken for a pile of white towels if it weren't for Anastasia's shirtless midsection and his outstretched right hand signaling that a human being lie underneath. That lifeless mass had been one of the most powerful mafioso in American history, but in the end, a penchant for murder reduced him to an innocuous bloody pile of flesh.

What do the stories of Sam Amatuna and Albert Anastasia tell us about the the hazards of the hot towel?
While completely irrational, fears of assassination are not unfounded. Customers have been shot while relaxing under a soothing hot towel. But truthfully, there is no causal link between their demise and the hot towel. The chances of being assassinated while in the barber's chair are infinitely small. That is unless you are a hot tempered mobster embroiled in a feud.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The Hazards of the Hot Towel (Part I)

"This is the part that makes me nervous."
     "Why?"
     "I'm afraid someone's going to knock me off when you put that towel on my face."

     Obviously it's a joke, but it's one that any barber who has placed a hot towel on a customer's face has heard. Apparently, the wet heat of a steamy towel opens the pores, increases blood flow, and brings persecution complexes to the surface. The fear of a mob style assassination usually goes away when the towel is removed and a two inch long razor blade dances across the customer's neck. When another towel is plopped on the face, the anxiety cycle takes another spin.

     Unsurprisingly, barber shop hits are quite rare. With that said, I was unable to locate any solid quantitative data to support that claim.  Nonetheless, I am going to be bold and state that the fear of being the victim of a mob hit should never deter a man from a trip to the barbershop...unless he is in the mafia, and he does have a hit out on him. Which was the case for the two highest profile barbershop murders, which occurred on November 11, 1925, and October 25, 1957.

    Sam Amatuna was a dilettante Chicago mobster known for his above average singing voice and violin playing abilities. Sam, or Smoots, was said to have owned over 200 embroidered silk shirts, and newspapers even referred to him as the Beau Brummel of Little Italy (The Beau Brummel reference is losing power over the years. If you mention the name in most places, you'll probably be greeted with blank stares or with luck, the faintest hint of recognition. For those who don't know, George Bryan Brummel was the arbiter of men's fashion in Regency England, and is credited with establishing the modern suit and tie. For further reading, sit down with a glass of wine and kick back with Captain William Jesse's two volume The Life of Beau Brummel). Amatuna, like all stereotypical mobsters was fastidious in his grooming. Sam wanted to look good, and he wanted everyone around him to look good, that is why he would buy haircuts and shaves for the neighborhood teenagers who hung around his favorite barbershop. Sam Amatuna was a lover of opera and fine clothing, he was also a ruthless criminal who did not shy away from violence. There is one (perhaps apocryphal) story about an unfortunate dry cleaner who damaged some of Smoots' clothing. Instead of demanding a refund, the deadly dandy ripped out the stairs connecting the dry cleaner's shop to the street, and shot the man's horse in the head. Sam had a temper.

     On November 11, 1925 Smoots walked into Isidor Paul's barbershop on 804 Roosevelt Ave. He needed to get a shave and a manicure before he and his fiancee went to see a performance of Verdi's Aida. It seems that Sammy was so confident in his community standing, that he chose to go to the barbershop without a gun, and sans his regular bodyguards. This proved to be an unwise move. As Amatuna reclined in Paul's chair with a towel over his face, two men walked into the shop with guns drawn. Eight shots were fired, one hit Sam Amatuna, while two hit Isidor the barber. With the barbers and the patrons hiding or on the floor, the gunmen ran out of the shop, and onto Roosevelt Avenue. Two friends helped the wounded Amatuna into a taxi where he was driven not to the hospital, but to his brother's cigar shop. It would be a stretch to surmise that Smoots stopped for a fine Montecristo and a snifter of brandy, but still the decision to not go directly to the hospital is mindboggling. Most likely, the first stop was made to tell his brother Luigi that he'd been shot (obviously), and to give a description of the gunmen. After that one quick stop, the bleeding gangster was driven to the hospital. For two days, doctors at Jefferson Park Hospital tried to save Amatuna, but to no avail. At 2:00AM on November 13, 1925, Sam "Smoots" Amatuna was pronounced dead. Unlike Amatuna, the barber Isidor Paul, recovered from his wounds, and ran his barbershop until 1956.

     Only a year after Isidor Paul's retirement, on October 25, 1957, the biggest mob hit in barbershop history occurred. The hit that cemented the mob hit/hot towel association...

(Check back for Part II)

   
       

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Who Put the Blue in the Barber's Pole

Red, white, and blue stripes, spiraling on constant loop during the hours of operation, what does that signify? The barber shop is open for business (or not). But why are the strips red, white and blue?
            The symbol of the barber goes back hundreds of years to the barber-surgery days, when barbers did more than take a little off the top and sides. A thirteenth century edict issued by Pope Alexander III declared that clergy were no longer permitted to shed blood. Then who was to perform every day procedures such as bloodletting and tooth pulling if Father Charlie was no longer allowed to do it? Bob the Barber, that’s who.
            If someone’s blood was sluggish due to melancholia, pneumonia, or back pain, a phlebotomy was the remedy. To restore proper humoral balance, a patient would grab onto a white rod and squeeze with all of his might. That vein popping action would allow the barber-surgeon to take a transverse hack at the meaty sanguinary highway. When the prescribed amount of blood was drained into a metal bowl, the patient was bandaged up and sent on his merry (albeit light headed) way. After the procedure was finished, the barber-surgeon would wrap the blood soaked bandages around a poll outside of the shop (sunshine is a dynamite disinfectant, right?). Phlebotomies were largely abandoned in the late nineteenth century, most likely because there is no evidence of their effectiveness, unless a person is unlucky enough to have something like hemachromatosis, which most people do not have.
            Even though barbers no longer perform phlebotomies, the symbolic pole remains a sign denoting a place that a person may want to get a haircut. The white on the pole represents the rod that a patient squeezed during bloodletting, while the red represents the blood that was gracefully extracted (and the color of the once white bandages that were hung out to dry). The top of the pole represents a vessel for leeches, and the bottom cap represents the bowl that blood was drained into. Now the question comes, what does the blue stand for? If you were to survey barber shops around the United States, you would find that most barber poles are red, white, and blue. Where does the blue come in? The prevailing explanation is that the blue represents the blue vein that is severed during a phlebotomy. This makes sense, but why has the blue only largely remained on American barber poles? The most likely explanation is that with its partners red and white, blue completes the color scheme of the US flag. Oh American and its patriotism.